March 2010
23 posts
February 2010
61 posts
TUMBLR CAN SUCK MY ANIMATED .GIF
i wish i was hot enough to be a gay blogger.
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downloading the entire garbage discography as...
who tha fuck is w33d and why hasn't he followed me...
this is what you should do today
executiveproducerdickwolf:
find a photo of everyone you have ever had sex with
make a photo collage
upload it to facebook and tag everyone in it
see how long it takes for people to figure it out
ive thought about doing this for a long time, but ive slept with every loser in bushwick and dont want my current (awesome) boyfriend to know b/c he prob knows them all.
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that picture of my jizz got 76 notes??
birthday sext
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aliensexfag-deactivated20100630 asked: happy birthday!
i just found some clean underwear under a...
ugh. its my fucking birthday. fucking 25 yrs old.
Why is men's luge doubles a sport?
(via whiteytighties)
im at a bar right now and that is on. i am at a loss. why is this necessary?
i'm changing to a food blog now
my favorite condiments
1. Mayonaise
2. Honey Mustard
3. Ranch
4. Ketchup/mayo mixed
5. Hot Sauce
6. Dijon Mustard
7. BBQ Sauce
8. Ketchup
9. Thousand Island
10. Spicy Mustard
http://largepenisparty.tumblr.com →
this actually gave me a reverse boner.
my armpits smell like chicken cutlets with honey...
I have an unmatched ability to live in squalor.
(via whiteytighties)
i bet i could match it.
lemoniceforever asked: How come I got so drunk last night
It wasn't even that fun except when ODB was played
It wasn't even that fun except when ODB was played
helekearns asked: baby i'll make you so happy
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